Ellen DeGeneres Goes Glam

If you don't know by now, Ellen DeGeneres, lesbian comedian/actress/talk-show host, will be making an extra 6, count 'em, 6 figures by becoming the newest face of Cover Girl. I guess they were tired off making Beyonce look caucasian, so they actually found a real caucasian. Ironically, Beyonce and Ellen are close friends, so it comes to NO surprise to me.